# Download More AI Tokens

> AI running slow? You may be low on tokens. Check your AI token reserves and download additional tokens instantly.\*

\* *This is a joke. See the [FAQ](#frequently-asked-questions) — nothing is actually downloaded, and AI tokens are not files.*

## What the site does

Download More AI Tokens (https://downloadmoreaitokens.com/) is a deadpan parody of downloadmoreram.com, built for sending to coworkers who believe AI is magic. The flow:

1. **Landing page** — a serious-looking hero: "AI running slow? You may be low on tokens." with a CHECK MY TOKENS button and five-star "Verified Reviews" from the gloriously AI-clueless.
2. **Three diagnostic questions** — which AI you use (ChatGPT, Claude, Microsoft Copilot, Gemini, …), how slow your AI is ("It just stares at me"), and what you use AI for (emails, PowerPoint, AI coding, everything).
3. **Fake download** — ~24 seconds of escalating status messages, starting plausible ("Connecting to token provider…") and ending absurd ("Reorganizing nouns…", "Adding more AI…", "Aligning synergy…").
4. **Success screen** — you receive a random 800k–1.2M token package (up from a random 1,024–8,192 before), with an animated performance gauge.
5. **FAQ** — the reveal, in a completely deadpan tone.
6. **Share** — a "HELP A COWORKER" button that copies the link.

Nothing is downloaded, installed, or changed. No permissions are requested. The site collects only privacy-first page-view analytics (Simple Analytics). Refresh resets the experience.

## Works with your AI

ChatGPT · Claude · Microsoft Copilot · Gemini · Company AI · Other · I'm not sure

## Frequently Asked Questions

### Does this actually work?

No.

### Are AI tokens real?

Yes, but they aren't files you download. They're how LLMs meter text. You cannot download more of them, and you especially cannot download a million of them from a random website.

### Did anything happen to my computer?

Nothing happened to your computer. Nothing was installed, nothing was downloaded, and your AI is exactly as fast as it was two minutes ago.

### Why did I answer all those questions?

Did you really think you could download tokens?

### Who built this?

Someone who heard "why can't you just use AI?" in one too many meetings.